my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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