Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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