That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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