idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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