Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
