Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Randomize
