Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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