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i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
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Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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