I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
dude. I can hear the air.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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