one word: firstdatebathroomanal
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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