Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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