This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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