Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
someone owes me an orgasm
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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