that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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