I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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