Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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