i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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