Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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