I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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