i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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