talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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