I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
People in love make me want to vomit
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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