This is not my ceiling
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize