i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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