I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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