I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
its liver damage thursday
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