I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
