woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
All I want is dick and wine.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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