Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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