oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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