When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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