Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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