Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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