i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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