Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Do vagina's smell?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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