Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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