Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
