He passed out mid-signature
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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