Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
i will never coherently bang her
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
