So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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