nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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