Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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