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Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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