if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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