I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
