What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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