You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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