Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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