Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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