some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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