12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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