His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
farters have to be the big spoon...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
