Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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